One of the arguments from the Yes side was that the UK Cabinet is dominated by Etonians. Obviously this is a major problem with Westminster politics, since one only needs to look at the education of the last few prime ministers. I've examined the evidence and present it to you now, and you can see the point is completely definitive.
- Eton. There you are. David Cameron went to Eton. You see! The point is proved.
You might want to look away now, because is there any necessity to look back further? You want to? Ok.
- Kirkcaldy High School. Well the exception that proves the rule, I suppose.
- Fettes College. Well that is an Edinburgh school, but it has been called "Eton of the North". So maybe we can count it. So yep, let's count it as showing the dominance of Eton, or at least posh public schools.
- Rutlish Grammar School. Perhaps not a surprise that John Major didn't go to a major public school. Or even a public school. But again, he's the Conservative exception to the rule.
- Kesteven and Grantham Girls' School. Maggie obviously couldn't go to Eton, as a woman. As the Conservative hate figure of recent times, she must have gone to a posh public school. Though oddly the school's history seems to suggest it was a grammar school.
- Portsmouth Northern Secondary School. Sunny Jim Callaghan. Labour.
- Royds Hall Grammar School, Huddersfield. Harold Wilson may have been photographed on the steps of Downing St as a boy, but he went to a grammar school.
- Chatham House Grammar School, Ramsgate. As did his predecessor as Prime Minister, Ted Heath. That good old Labour, no ... umm, ok another Tory grammar school boy.
- Eton. There you are! The point is confirmed. Of course it's a bit embarrassing that this was a Scottish Prime Minister, Alec Douglas-Home, but perhaps we could pass a law banning First Ministers from having attended Eton.
From now on backwards it's really easy to see the point, because it goes Eton (Macmillan), Eton (Eden), Harrow (Churchill), and Haileybury (Attlee). More public schoolboys back to the Second World War. So there you have it, from 1940 to 1964 and from 2010 to 2014, the UK has been governed by English public school pupils.
So if you don't like Eton, vote Yes for Independence.
Author's note. Like my previous piece, for avoidance of doubt I will state that this piece is not serious. The point is to show that dominance of UK politics by Etonians, or even public school pupils, is not true.
For avoidance of any more doubt, I don't think the educational makeup of the current cabinet is reason to vote against them. The reason to vote against them is because you don't like their policies. I think that is a very good reason to vote against them: whether or not that is a good reason to vote for independence is another question.