Friday, 11 January 2013

The Incredible Procrastination Energy Machine

Good news... I am exerting incredible amounts of energy avoiding doing the really important stuff I really need to do. 

Better news... I've invented a way to capture this energy, thereby providing unlimited free energy and solving the world's energy crisis. 

Bad news... I'm the three hundred and seventh person to invent this. Like the other 306, when it becomes my job to sort out the low level details, I'll do something else instead.

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