Years ago my colleague (who we'll call Woolf T Flywheel) had his laptop stolen. How did it happen?
His laptop developed a fault, so he called up Compaq to get it repaired under warranty. (I told you it was years ago, they were later bought by HP.) They sent out DHL to take it back to their service centre.
A day or two later a nice chap from Compaq rang up to ask what the problem was with the laptop. Woolf told him, of course.
A few days later Woolf rang up Compaq to ask what had happened to his laptop. The reply was "What laptop? We never got it."
It had been stolen, the police came to the office. It more or less must have been an inside job at DHL. Somebody's insurers (probably DHL's) paid Woolf back, and laptop prices had fallen so much that the difference was enough for Woolf to buy a £600 fat boy lazy chair (or was it two?)
But what has always stuck in my mind was the brilliance of ringing up to ask what was wrong with the laptop. It did two things at once. First, it delayed for a few days Woolf ringing up to ask what had happened. And second, they could find out what was wrong with it so they could fix it before selling it!
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Friday, 12 November 2010
Wednesday, 6 October 2010
Future Theatre Director
Just came back from the Shakespeare School's Festival. 4x 30 minute productions by various high schools. Outstanding production of The Tempest directed by one Alex Horan of Balwearie High School. Turns out she's 16! Director of the charity (who also commisioned the animated Shakespeare for S4C) says she wants to work as a director - she could make it.
Wednesday, 12 May 2010
55% doesn't seem right.
In the general hoopla about the LibDem-Con coalition, one thing has received little attention, though it has been picked up by a couple of people like Peter Hennessey.
This is that to make fixed term parliaments stickable, they want to change the law so that a government can't be brought down without a 55% majority against them. But this is to confuse two things. One is whether a government survives or not, and the other is whether to have a general election. In principle they are separate. The fact that David Cameron is PM now should not give him a lease until 2015, even if all the individual MPs do have that lease. He needs to be able to be brought down in a confidence vote, possibly leading to another prime minister, either Tory or from another party.
For a confidence vote in the government, which means in practice in the Prime Minister, it should be 50% + 1 against to win. Otherwise there is the ridiculous idea of a government which can't put any of its business through, but which can't be kicked out.
On the other hand, to stop the PM calling an election when he wants, you need a larger number than 55%. Many PMs with a large majority could have got 55% of their MPs on their own. Both of Tony Blair's first parliaments for example, and the second of Maggie's three victories. So it doesn't really stop a dominant PM calling an election. Even in this parliament, Tories plus Lib Dems have more than 55%, so could if they agreed force an election.
And this seems a nicely tuned number ... Con + LD is > 55% so can call an election anytime. But Con > 45% so can't be defeated on a vote of confidence anytime. So, theoretically, Cons could discard the coalition and form an invincible minority government. Have the Lib Dems been sold a pup on this one?
In practice confidence votes to bring down a government are very rare - the last one in 1979 only months before the end of the parliament. So it's unlikely this matters very much. But my main point remains. There needs to be the standard threshold for bringing down a government, but a much higher threshold than 55% to call an election.
This is that to make fixed term parliaments stickable, they want to change the law so that a government can't be brought down without a 55% majority against them. But this is to confuse two things. One is whether a government survives or not, and the other is whether to have a general election. In principle they are separate. The fact that David Cameron is PM now should not give him a lease until 2015, even if all the individual MPs do have that lease. He needs to be able to be brought down in a confidence vote, possibly leading to another prime minister, either Tory or from another party.
For a confidence vote in the government, which means in practice in the Prime Minister, it should be 50% + 1 against to win. Otherwise there is the ridiculous idea of a government which can't put any of its business through, but which can't be kicked out.
On the other hand, to stop the PM calling an election when he wants, you need a larger number than 55%. Many PMs with a large majority could have got 55% of their MPs on their own. Both of Tony Blair's first parliaments for example, and the second of Maggie's three victories. So it doesn't really stop a dominant PM calling an election. Even in this parliament, Tories plus Lib Dems have more than 55%, so could if they agreed force an election.
And this seems a nicely tuned number ... Con + LD is > 55% so can call an election anytime. But Con > 45% so can't be defeated on a vote of confidence anytime. So, theoretically, Cons could discard the coalition and form an invincible minority government. Have the Lib Dems been sold a pup on this one?
In practice confidence votes to bring down a government are very rare - the last one in 1979 only months before the end of the parliament. So it's unlikely this matters very much. But my main point remains. There needs to be the standard threshold for bringing down a government, but a much higher threshold than 55% to call an election.
Wednesday, 21 April 2010
Wednesday, 10 February 2010
A business model to die for?
Here's a business model to die for. A newish mail client for macs that you have to pay money for, called Postbox.
It's based on Thunderbird, which is free. It competes with Apple Mail, which is free and built in to the OS. And it doesn't have support for Exchange servers, which is what I need to read my email.
And it costs $39.95.
I'm not buying shares.
It's based on Thunderbird, which is free. It competes with Apple Mail, which is free and built in to the OS. And it doesn't have support for Exchange servers, which is what I need to read my email.
And it costs $39.95.
I'm not buying shares.